From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggidy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us.
Nice People Don’t Value Money?
You can't judge this world by what you hear and read in the news.
“Ear Worms” Jingling All the Way to the Bank…
We'd call that an "ear worm".
Spring Should be Named “Vern”
So, allow me to be the first to say to you, effective at 5:24pm EDT on Monday ,March 20th, "Happy vern!"
When the Hawk Hit the Window…
Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?
Not “Care-In” to Change my Name
We've lost our sense of humor.
So Much Hot Air; So Few Balloons…
We're not vegetarians but we eat animals that are.
Truth to “Old Wive’s Tales”…
The moment the food or utensil hits the floor, the bacteria are there, no matter how much you brush it off on blow on it.
“From “Scared Straight” to “Straight Scared”
Have you ever run out of toilet paper during a winter storm? So use something else.
“Spare” me Some Inflation…
That means a "tire repair" became a "tire replacement".