One small step for a married man...a giant leap for husband confidence.
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Swinging Through Life’s Memories…
It suddenly got hard to see as my eyes teared up with the memories.
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The Pampered American Pooch…
That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.
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WHO’s in Charge?
How about "The Virus Formerly Knows as Monkeypox"?
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Gas Pains Are Uncomfortable…
Gas prices always rise faster than they decline.
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Here’s the Line on “The Line”…
The recently unveiled design shows a "futuristic" walled city that will be no wider than 200 yards.
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The “Dog Days” Heat Is On…
When the heat is on, you might suffer from "heat rash", also known as "prickly heat" or "miliaria".
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The Heir to Hair…
Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.
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Avoiding the Crowds…
Someone has calculated that one person counting to one billion would take 131.8 years to accomplish the task.
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Food For Thought…
You can count me out when it comes to ordering a side of placenta the next time my wife and I dine out.
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Ever Been Annoyed?
Soggy hand towels by the dozens are piled like wannabe Jenga sticks, eventually falling over on the floot.
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A Pox on Monkey Pox…
When I was a kid growing up, we got the "Asian Flu" and " German Measles".
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The Threat of Fear…
Negativity spreads in the darkroom of isolation.
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So Who Woke Karen?
"Woke" is a term defined as "aware of and actively attentive to fads and issues".
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Not Quite an “Evel Knievel”…
Viktor's muzzled snout sounded like a jet engine at take-off as he snorted into my left ear during our match in an actual ring.
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Keaters and the Class of ’22…
I have some special memories of you when you were growing up.
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If Life was an NFL Game…
If this was a football game, somebody would be throwing a flag and we'd be going to the instant replay to determine who deserves a penalty.
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First…or Right?
As a reporter, you always hoped for those exclusives, or "scoops" as we used to call them.
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Uncle Chuck and Karey Deane…
The day actually turned into a beautiful May 1st Sunday with blue skies and warm sunshine.
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Taxation or Taxidermy?
Prior to 1943, we Americans paid income taxes quarterly or annual.
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Things to Consider…
For the chicken, it's involved but the pig is committed.
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Nicknames in the Nick of Time…
America's loss of its' sense of humor in recent years and growing "PC-ness" has put a damper on the nickname business.
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Of Booze, Beer and Burgers…
Most times, my sandwich comes to me, wrapped tighter than a swaddled baby in a piece of waxed paper.
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An Axe to Grind With The Oscars…
These guys do get paid for acting, you know.
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Unglued…and Pretty Much Normal…
It is the first thing good news people should consider before airing or writing a story.
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Are “Statesmen” an Endangered Species?
How far back do you have to go before you can find a name worthy of that label?
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A Roadside Rest, Maybe?
The average bed will contain up to 10 million dust mites.
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Good and Bad Inflation…
I supposed you noticed gas prices are a bit higher, too.
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Alfred E. and P.J.
"There was a big door that said "Thou shalt not.' We touched it and it fell off its' hinges."
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My Truck Thinks I’m an Idiot…
Ford calls it "Cyber Orange".
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Too Much “Hollywood” in our Weather
But, "Winter Storm Landon" sorta missed the mark for me.
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More Than Vehicles in the Garage…
It became the theme music for myopic, Fire-balling reliever Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) to be summoned from the bullpen, sporting his black, horn-rimmed glasses.
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Feeding Birds, Not Mice…
Their tiny bodies (and even tinier stomachs) require them to eat 15 to 20 times a day
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More Choices? More Quality??
To the credit of CBS president William S. Paley, he never pulled the plus on Murrow and the "See It Now" show.
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McMuffins and McPedals…
Regarding weight loss and better health, which is w worthy goal, losing weight is simple.
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Comforting Cows and Coffee…
Plus, the price of popcorn is unknown.
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All in Bad Taste…
Cats can be and are eaten in Vietnam; they're often listed on the menu as "baby tiger".
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The Evolution of Giving…
Remember the excitement of Christmas Eve and Christmas morning when you were a youngster?
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Just a Litter Bit Helps…
"Because I said so!"
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Nuts About Mascots…
But, in 1987, an editorial Column in the Stanford Daily said "The Tree" was lame.
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In Case You Missed “Chia Pet Day”…
By the way, there's one story that says the iconic "Ch-ch-ch-Chia" commercial was created during an alcohol-infused brainstorming session.
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An Older School of Thought…
Most of the heating vents on the floor were covered with wet gloves and mittens, too
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Winter Guestimates…
Watch for pigs gathering sticks. Cold and snow is coming.
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The Rights to Responsibilities…
Some might argue that we need more laws to define our lives.
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“If-Then-What?”
If a football game has 4 quarters, why don't we call it a dollar?
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Nailing the Flu…
I haven't quite put my finger on that one just yet.
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The CDC Gets an “F” for Marketing…
How did the CDC overlook this marketing ploy?
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Numbed by the Numbers…
But then again, that's what Washington usually wrangles over.
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Ketchup, Zippers and Pop Tops…
There's nothing worse than a chip that flexes or a pretzel rod that bends.
Can’t Say That in English…
The "Love Boat" exposed us to the French phrase, "bon voyage" which simply means "have a nice trip".
A Bolt Out of the Blue…
Now, I don't have "astraphobia" which is the fear of lightning but I do have a healthy respect for it.
Johnny on the Spot 