If you have a flashlight in the junk drawer, odds are it doesn't work. You see, flashlights are devices for storing dead batteries in.
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Author: thejohnfoster
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Parenting and Stretching the Truth …
Now, as a kid growing up, I heard some beauties from my folks and other adults.
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Back to the Past…
The top 5 choices are NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox and Fox News Channel,
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The Patriarch of the Foster Clan…
As it stands, I guess I'm the "patriarch" because I'm still upright and breathing.
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“Nuts!” Cried the Critters…
Like squirrels, blue jays have terrific memories for where they stash food.
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The Reign of Rain …
Studies indicate sprinting to protection when caught in a shower will keep you drier.
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Thirty-six Hours of Squirming …
Did you ever go to a cellphone website and look for a simple answer to your problem?
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Talking Shorthand…
Easier than saying "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation".
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Food for Thought…
I guess cod don't swim around much in mud puddles or swamps.
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Money. How Much is Too Much?
"The best things in life are free but you can give them to the birds and bees. I need money (That's what I want)"
Johnny on the Spot 