If you have a flashlight in the junk drawer, odds are it doesn't work. You see, flashlights are devices for storing dead batteries in.
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Junk Drawers and More…
The old joke is, "What is a flashlight?" It's a tube for storing dead batteries.
It’s So “De-Pen-Dable”…
They fixed that circuit breaker with a pen.
Johnny on the Spot 