The reason we want to know is it's been walking on the pool cover to near the middle of the pool.. to take a nightly dump.
bathooms
How to Survive January…
My wife saved me a lot of "up and down ladder time" by being handy to fetch dropped items. They were always followed by a profanity of sort.
Standing Room only?
you grab the wash cloth, suds it up and wash off the "suspicious" places and then hang over the edge of the bathtub to wash your hair.
Johnny on the Spot 