Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.
Not Quite an “Evel Knievel”…
Viktor's muzzled snout sounded like a jet engine at take-off as he snorted into my left ear during our match in an actual ring.
Keaters and the Class of ’22…
I have some special memories of you when you were growing up.
Alfred E. and P.J.
"There was a big door that said "Thou shalt not.' We touched it and it fell off its' hinges."
Don’t Sit Too Close to the TV, Johnny…
"Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
The light was provided by kerosene-soaked cattails that we lined the track with and lit.
McLiver and Onions, Anyone?
my taste buds were sensing the 8th flavor..."gaggy" or "Retch".
No Business Like “bus” Business…
It was like a scene from the 1971 movie, "The Last Picture Show".
Of Human Beings and Lima Beans…
I don't think I've eaten a Lima bean since I got married.
What’s a Small Town?
Social events are cancelled when the gym floor gets refinished.