The moment the food or utensil hits the floor, the bacteria are there, no matter how much you brush it off on blow on it.
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Johnny-on-the-Spot
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“From “Scared Straight” to “Straight Scared”
Have you ever run out of toilet paper during a winter storm? So use something else.
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“Spare” me Some Inflation…
That means a "tire repair" became a "tire replacement".
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The “A-B-C’s” of Cruising…
Suffice it to say, lots or people don't care what they wear or who sees them in it at the pool.
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No Business Like “Snow Business”…
Those fluffy flakes fall at speeds between 1 and 3 miles per hour.
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Still Crazy after All These Years?
The original "fact checkers" used to be the actual media.
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Same Word, Different Meanings…
Speaking of "buckle", as a kid, did you ever have a pair of those black, rubber boots with hose nifty "buckles" that would keep the gear on your feet?
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The Tradition of Traditions…
I still like "potato-sicles" which is simply a bog scoop of leftover mashed potatoes dipped in the remaining gravy.
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“In” Famous Last Words…
So, I did a mental "coin flip" and I ended my classroom reading with, "Your niece, Johnny".
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“Leaf” Well Enough Alone…
As a kid in northern Ohio, we'd rake them into the ditch along Crestwood Drive and burn them.
Johnny on the Spot 