The Lone Ranger was supposedly the sole survivor of a group of ambushed Texas Rangers and he was nursed back to health by his faithful sidekick Tonto.
Johnny-on-the-Spot
It Ain’t Easy Being a Cleveland Fan…
It would be a real "Wild Thing" to get a World Series crown again in Cleveland.
Conflicts of Interest…
There aren't many cases if it happening but those craft critters have been able to catch a "hummer" and have it for dinner.
Of Rubber Bands and Brown Water…
The paper was always rolled into a tight baton and secured by a triple-looped rubber band.
The Big Island and Pelee Island…
I've lived a year and a half of my life on 2 islands; the largest island in the world, Greenland, and the remaining half-year, a week at a time, on Pelee Island, the largest Lake Erie island.
Senior Moments…
But I also used to sing, "How much is that doggy in the window, the one with the 'bocklily' tail."
Swings of the Pendulum …
Remember how we used to rank songs on "American Bandstand?"
You Should Know Better…
And, on occasion I would unsheathe my trusty Swiss Army knife and use that blade to mark my initials in the bark.
Just the Tip of the Iceberg…
In the U.S., the best diner tippers are in New Hampshire and Ohio while California is the worst.
There’s a Lot to be Thankful For…
As long as I'm taking breaths and on the right side of the turf, I've got a chance.
Johnny on the Spot 