But you knew things were tight when you didn't have "2 pennies to rub together."
Johnny-on-the-Spot
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Stormy Weather …
There have been over 100 weather songs that have charted in the Top 40 of the Official Singles Chart's history.
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Junk Drawers and AI…
If you have a flashlight in the junk drawer, odds are it doesn't work. You see, flashlights are devices for storing dead batteries in.
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The Patriarch of the Foster Clan…
As it stands, I guess I'm the "patriarch" because I'm still upright and breathing.
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“Nuts!” Cried the Critters…
Like squirrels, blue jays have terrific memories for where they stash food.
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The Reign of Rain …
Studies indicate sprinting to protection when caught in a shower will keep you drier.
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Thirty-six Hours of Squirming …
Did you ever go to a cellphone website and look for a simple answer to your problem?
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Talking Shorthand…
Easier than saying "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation".
Food for Thought…
I guess cod don't swim around much in mud puddles or swamps.
Heard of a Bunch of Cows?
The term "collective noun" always makes me remember a classic Marx Brothers routine.
Johnny on the Spot 