Over the years, I've come to find that "Neck" was right.
Life
Strafed by a Winged Creature…
Without performing a microscopic examination, I decided I had been hit by a bird.
If at First Your Don’t Succeed…
I also thought I might have seen that version of the phrase in the old "Wacky Plak" cards from the late 50's and 60's.
It Can be Your Final Word…
Perhaps that why I told my family I wanted to be deep-frozen and driven into the ground with a pile-driver.
Things Going “Bump!” in the Night…
From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggidy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us.
Nice People Don’t Value Money?
You can't judge this world by what you hear and read in the news.
“Ear Worms” Jingling All the Way to the Bank…
We'd call that an "ear worm".
Spring Should be Named “Vern”
So, allow me to be the first to say to you, effective at 5:24pm EDT on Monday ,March 20th, "Happy vern!"
When the Hawk Hit the Window…
Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?
Truth to “Old Wive’s Tales”…
The moment the food or utensil hits the floor, the bacteria are there, no matter how much you brush it off on blow on it.
Johnny on the Spot 