As he left, he said, "Oh, by the way, we have a bit of a tick problem right now".
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The Pampered American Pooch…
That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.
WHO’s in Charge?
How about "The Virus Formerly Knows as Monkeypox"?
Gas Pains Are Uncomfortable…
Gas prices always rise faster than they decline.
A Bolt Out of the Blue…
Now, I don't have "astraphobia" which is the fear of lightning but I do have a healthy respect for it.
Here’s the Line on “The Line”…
The recently unveiled design shows a "futuristic" walled city that will be no wider than 200 yards.
Avoiding the Crowds…
Someone has calculated that one person counting to one billion would take 131.8 years to accomplish the task.
Food For Thought…
You can count me out when it comes to ordering a side of placenta the next time my wife and I dine out.
Ever Been Annoyed?
Soggy hand towels by the dozens are piled like wannabe Jenga sticks, eventually falling over on the floot.
So Who Woke Karen?
"Woke" is a term defined as "aware of and actively attentive to fads and issues".
Johnny on the Spot 