Food For Thought…

You can count me out when it comes to ordering a side of placenta the next time my wife and I dine out.

Ever Been Annoyed?

Soggy hand towels by the dozens are piled like wannabe Jenga sticks, eventually falling over on the floot.

"Woke" is a term defined as "aware of and actively attentive to fads and issues".

If this was a football game, somebody would be throwing a flag and we'd be going to the instant replay to determine who deserves a penalty.

As a reporter, you always hoped for those exclusives, or "scoops" as we used to call them.

Most times, my sandwich comes to me, wrapped tighter than a swaddled baby in a piece of waxed paper.

It is the first thing good news people should consider before airing or writing a story.

I supposed you noticed gas prices are a bit higher, too.

"There was a big door that said "Thou shalt not.' We touched it and it fell off its' hinges."

To the credit of CBS president William S. Paley, he never pulled the plus on Murrow and the "See It Now" show.