Is America ready to cut those labels off of our political shirt collars?
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Hey America…You’re Fired!
We're headed in a different direction and, as of today, we no longer need you to be a self-checkout.
Outrageous on the Roads…
Follow one of those drivers for a couple of miles and then check your blood pressure.
Well, I Swear!
The average person's vocabulary contains .7% swear words.
Swings of the Pendulum …
Remember how we used to rank songs on "American Bandstand?"
You Should Know Better…
And, on occasion I would unsheathe my trusty Swiss Army knife and use that blade to mark my initials in the bark.
Just the Tip of the Iceberg…
In the U.S., the best diner tippers are in New Hampshire and Ohio while California is the worst.
To Mow or Not to Mow…
Dandelions are the "junk food" for pollinators.
Dear EPA,
Will my neighbors and I have to make appointments to perk a morning cup of coffee if another is charging the car?
Spring Should be Named “Vern”
So, allow me to be the first to say to you, effective at 5:24pm EDT on Monday ,March 20th, "Happy vern!"
Johnny on the Spot 