Remember how we used to rank songs on "American Bandstand?"
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You Should Know Better…
And, on occasion I would unsheathe my trusty Swiss Army knife and use that blade to mark my initials in the bark.
Just the Tip of the Iceberg…
In the U.S., the best diner tippers are in New Hampshire and Ohio while California is the worst.
To Mow or Not to Mow…
Dandelions are the "junk food" for pollinators.
Dear EPA,
Will my neighbors and I have to make appointments to perk a morning cup of coffee if another is charging the car?
Spring Should be Named “Vern”
So, allow me to be the first to say to you, effective at 5:24pm EDT on Monday ,March 20th, "Happy vern!"
When the Hawk Hit the Window…
Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?
Not “Care-In” to Change my Name
We've lost our sense of humor.
So Much Hot Air; So Few Balloons…
We're not vegetarians but we eat animals that are.
“From “Scared Straight” to “Straight Scared”
Have you ever run out of toilet paper during a winter storm? So use something else.
Johnny on the Spot 