The average person's vocabulary contains .7% swear words.
john e. foster
Conflicts of Interest…
There aren't many cases if it happening but those craft critters have been able to catch a "hummer" and have it for dinner.
Of Rubber Bands and Brown Water…
The paper was always rolled into a tight baton and secured by a triple-looped rubber band.
The Big Island and Pelee Island…
I've lived a year and a half of my life on 2 islands; the largest island in the world, Greenland, and the remaining half-year, a week at a time, on Pelee Island, the largest Lake Erie island.
Senior Moments…
But I also used to sing, "How much is that doggy in the window, the one with the 'bocklily' tail."
Swings of the Pendulum …
Remember how we used to rank songs on "American Bandstand?"
Just the Tip of the Iceberg…
In the U.S., the best diner tippers are in New Hampshire and Ohio while California is the worst.
There’s a Lot to be Thankful For…
As long as I'm taking breaths and on the right side of the turf, I've got a chance.
Early-Riser or Night Owl?
I don't recall getting many worms or pieces of cheese in those years.
It Left a Mark…
I told him, "No!" and he said, "That's alright. Chicks dig scars!"
Johnny on the Spot 