"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life."
john foster
The Squirrels Aren’t Waiting for a Bus…
So they're not into espionage or acting.
Something to Chew On…
Those pink slabs of cardboard-consistency gum were the absolute worst.
Is Convenient Better?
It's no wonder or nation is politically divided.
Things to Avoid…
We weren't always the "chummiest" before the pandemic and when folks wonder when we'll get back to normal, I fear we might already be there.
How’s That Again?
By the way, we hear music better on our left side and the right ear is more responsive to speech.
Hi, “A. Hust”, I’m John…
Perhaps that's not a unique problem in America today.
As Luck Would Have It…
Did anyone ask the rabbit if he felt lucky to lose a foot?
What Are The Odds?
We each had a one in 5.5 trillion chance of being born.
Are You Dead Serious?
I Was Supposed To Live To 102 And Be Shot By A Jealous Husband