Those fluffy flakes fall at speeds between 1 and 3 miles per hour.
john foster
Waiter, There’s More Than a Fly in My Soup
Snap! Crackle! Pop! EEK!
The Tradition of Traditions…
I still like "potato-sicles" which is simply a bog scoop of leftover mashed potatoes dipped in the remaining gravy.
“In” Famous Last Words…
So, I did a mental "coin flip" and I ended my classroom reading with, "Your niece, Johnny".
“Leaf” Well Enough Alone…
As a kid in northern Ohio, we'd rake them into the ditch along Crestwood Drive and burn them.
8 Legs and a Red Hourglass…
So, after we agreed it was a black widow spider, I sent it to spider heaven with a carefully directed blow from my 6 pound hammer.
Are Term Limits Needed?
I've never been one to call for term limits because we get to vote for House races every 2 years and Senate races every 6 years.
Standing Room only?
you grab the wash cloth, suds it up and wash off the "suspicious" places and then hang over the edge of the bathtub to wash your hair.
Standing on Hallowed Ground…
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon. But if they mean to have a war, let it begin here".
It’s the Little Things That Count…
As he left, he said, "Oh, by the way, we have a bit of a tick problem right now".