But I also used to sing, "How much is that doggy in the window, the one with the 'bocklily' tail."
Johnny-on-the-Spot
Swings of the Pendulum …
Remember how we used to rank songs on "American Bandstand?"
You Should Know Better…
And, on occasion I would unsheathe my trusty Swiss Army knife and use that blade to mark my initials in the bark.
Just the Tip of the Iceberg…
In the U.S., the best diner tippers are in New Hampshire and Ohio while California is the worst.
There’s a Lot to be Thankful For…
As long as I'm taking breaths and on the right side of the turf, I've got a chance.
Early-Riser or Night Owl?
I don't recall getting many worms or pieces of cheese in those years.
To Mow or Not to Mow…
Dandelions are the "junk food" for pollinators.
A Mini Family Reunion…
We'd sip and gab and this one time, we noted Jerry chewing on a big purple glob of something.
Newswriting Today and Yesterday…
There was a time when i didn't need a password to use my keyboard.
Fight the Filthy Fly Month…
And, is there anything nastier around the house than an old fly swatter?
Johnny on the Spot 