So, allow me to be the first to say to you, effective at 5:24pm EDT on Monday ,March 20th, "Happy vern!"
Johnny-on-the-Spot
When the Hawk Hit the Window…
Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?
Not “Care-In” to Change my Name
We've lost our sense of humor.
So Much Hot Air; So Few Balloons…
We're not vegetarians but we eat animals that are.
Truth to “Old Wive’s Tales”…
The moment the food or utensil hits the floor, the bacteria are there, no matter how much you brush it off on blow on it.
“From “Scared Straight” to “Straight Scared”
Have you ever run out of toilet paper during a winter storm? So use something else.
“Spare” me Some Inflation…
That means a "tire repair" became a "tire replacement".
The “A-B-C’s” of Cruising…
Suffice it to say, lots or people don't care what they wear or who sees them in it at the pool.
No Business Like “Snow Business”…
Those fluffy flakes fall at speeds between 1 and 3 miles per hour.
In the “Nick” of Time…
Former player and manager for Cleveland, Mike Hargrove was known for taking a few "moments" to get ready to bat and he was dubbed "The Human Rain Delay".
Johnny on the Spot 