How about "The Virus Formerly Knows as Monkeypox"?
Johnny-on-the-Spot
Gas Pains Are Uncomfortable…
Gas prices always rise faster than they decline.
A Bolt Out of the Blue…
Now, I don't have "astraphobia" which is the fear of lightning but I do have a healthy respect for it.
Here’s the Line on “The Line”…
The recently unveiled design shows a "futuristic" walled city that will be no wider than 200 yards.
The “Dog Days” Heat Is On…
When the heat is on, you might suffer from "heat rash", also known as "prickly heat" or "miliaria".
The Heir to Hair…
Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.
Avoiding the Crowds…
Someone has calculated that one person counting to one billion would take 131.8 years to accomplish the task.
Food For Thought…
You can count me out when it comes to ordering a side of placenta the next time my wife and I dine out.
Ever Been Annoyed?
Soggy hand towels by the dozens are piled like wannabe Jenga sticks, eventually falling over on the floot.
A Pox on Monkey Pox…
When I was a kid growing up, we got the "Asian Flu" and " German Measles".