“Leaf” Well Enough Alone…

As a kid in northern Ohio, we'd rake them into the ditch along Crestwood Drive and burn them.

Home Sweet Homes…

Eric the Red, upon his exile from Iceland, would up on the island and named it Greenland, hoping the pleasant name would attract settlers.

So, after we agreed it was a black widow spider, I sent it to spider heaven with a carefully directed blow from my 6 pound hammer.

I've never been one to call for term limits because we get to vote for House races every 2 years and Senate races every 6 years.

you grab the wash cloth, suds it up and wash off the "suspicious" places and then hang over the edge of the bathtub to wash your hair.

As he left, he said, "Oh, by the way, we have a bit of a tick problem right now".

One small step for a married man...a giant leap for husband confidence.

It suddenly got hard to see as my eyes teared up with the memories.

That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.

How about "The Virus Formerly Knows as Monkeypox"?