If you have a flashlight in the junk drawer, odds are it doesn't work. You see, flashlights are devices for storing dead batteries in.
Life
Parenting and Stretching the Truth …
Now, as a kid growing up, I heard some beauties from my folks and other adults.
Back to the Past…
The top 5 choices are NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox and Fox News Channel,
The Patriarch of the Foster Clan…
As it stands, I guess I'm the "patriarch" because I'm still upright and breathing.
Thirty-six Hours of Squirming …
Did you ever go to a cellphone website and look for a simple answer to your problem?
Food for Thought…
I guess cod don't swim around much in mud puddles or swamps.
Heard of a Bunch of Cows?
The term "collective noun" always makes me remember a classic Marx Brothers routine.
When is it Noise?
We have been familiar with "white noise" for over 30 years.
Ketchup or Catsup?
The choice befuddled Monty Burns, the owner/operator of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
“Sniglets” and Other Word Games…
It actually keeps Bureau of Motor people on their toes for folks trying to slip in something nasty.
Johnny on the Spot 