The old joke is, "What is a flashlight?" It's a tube for storing dead batteries.
Life
Hey America…You’re Fired!
We're headed in a different direction and, as of today, we no longer need you to be a self-checkout.
From Mercury Seven to the Challenger…
When I heard the "Throttle up!" command, I got a chill, knowing what was going to happen.
Some Great Pairings…
Hawkeye Pierce said on a "MASH" episode he's want one of these to read if he was stranded on a desert island since it contains all of the greatest books ever written./
How’s Your “Honk-shooing?”…
Blame those circadian rhythms because we all experience an energy dip around 2PM and again at 2AM.
Building Your Vocabulary While Dining…..
There ought to be a restaurant at the border where Asia and Europe meet, "The Asia Minor Diner".
“Peas’ed” to be Graduating…
Being a family of "music nerds", football was always that activity where there was this football game sandwiched in and around the bands' pre-game, halftime and post-game shows.
Illegal Immigrants in Birdland…
They don't hibernate and since their tails and ears are hairless, they're often susceptible to frostbit.
Singing and the Weather…
Jim Morrison supposedly got the idea from a philosophy lecture at Florida State University.
Time to Add to the Adages…
Is it possible that some adages are a bit outdated?
Johnny on the Spot 