I've never been one to call for term limits because we get to vote for House races every 2 years and Senate races every 6 years.
That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.
How about "The Virus Formerly Knows as Monkeypox"?
Gas prices always rise faster than they decline.
Someone has calculated that one person counting to one billion would take 131.8 years to accomplish the task.
You can count me out when it comes to ordering a side of placenta the next time my wife and I dine out.
Soggy hand towels by the dozens are piled like wannabe Jenga sticks, eventually falling over on the floot.
If this was a football game, somebody would be throwing a flag and we'd be going to the instant replay to determine who deserves a penalty.
As a reporter, you always hoped for those exclusives, or "scoops" as we used to call them.
For the chicken, it's involved but the pig is committed.