We've lost our sense of humor.
Opinion
“From “Scared Straight” to “Straight Scared”
Have you ever run out of toilet paper during a winter storm? So use something else.
Waiter, There’s More Than a Fly in My Soup
Snap! Crackle! Pop! EEK!
Bad Trades or Red Rover?
I feel this "people-swapping" method of deciding things ought to be scrapped.
Still Crazy after All These Years?
The original "fact checkers" used to be the actual media.
Are Term Limits Needed?
I've never been one to call for term limits because we get to vote for House races every 2 years and Senate races every 6 years.
Standing on Hallowed Ground…
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon. But if they mean to have a war, let it begin here".
Gas Pains Are Uncomfortable…
Gas prices always rise faster than they decline.
Here’s the Line on “The Line”…
The recently unveiled design shows a "futuristic" walled city that will be no wider than 200 yards.
The Heir to Hair…
Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.
Johnny on the Spot 