So, allow me to be the first to say to you, effective at 5:24pm EDT on Monday ,March 20th, "Happy vern!"
current events
“From “Scared Straight” to “Straight Scared”
Have you ever run out of toilet paper during a winter storm? So use something else.
Still Crazy after All These Years?
The original "fact checkers" used to be the actual media.
Are Term Limits Needed?
I've never been one to call for term limits because we get to vote for House races every 2 years and Senate races every 6 years.
WHO’s in Charge?
How about "The Virus Formerly Knows as Monkeypox"?
Gas Pains Are Uncomfortable…
Gas prices always rise faster than they decline.
Here’s the Line on “The Line”…
The recently unveiled design shows a "futuristic" walled city that will be no wider than 200 yards.
Avoiding the Crowds…
Someone has calculated that one person counting to one billion would take 131.8 years to accomplish the task.
Food For Thought…
You can count me out when it comes to ordering a side of placenta the next time my wife and I dine out.
Ever Been Annoyed?
Soggy hand towels by the dozens are piled like wannabe Jenga sticks, eventually falling over on the floot.