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Spring Should be Named “Vern”

March 1, 2023February 27, 2023 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

So, allow me to be the first to say to you, effective at 5:24pm EDT on Monday ,March 20th, "Happy vern!"

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Truth to “Old Wive’s Tales”…

February 1, 2023January 29, 2023 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

The moment the food or utensil hits the floor, the bacteria are there, no matter how much you brush it off on blow on it.

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No Business Like “Snow Business”…

January 4, 2023December 23, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

Those fluffy flakes fall at speeds between 1 and 3 miles per hour.

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Same Word, Different Meanings…

November 30, 2022November 27, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

Speaking of "buckle", as a kid, did you ever have a pair of those black, rubber boots with hose nifty "buckles" that would keep the gear on your feet?

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“In” Famous Last Words…

November 16, 2022December 4, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

So, I did a mental "coin flip" and I ended my classroom reading with, "Your niece, Johnny".

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8 Legs and a Red Hourglass…

October 26, 2022October 25, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

So, after we agreed it was a black widow spider, I sent it to spider heaven with a carefully directed blow from my 6 pound hammer.

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It’s the Little Things That Count…

September 28, 2022September 25, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

As he left, he said, "Oh, by the way, we have a bit of a tick problem right now".

Can’t Say That in English…

September 14, 2022September 11, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

The "Love Boat" exposed us to the French phrase, "bon voyage" which simply means "have a nice trip".

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The Pampered American Pooch…

August 31, 2022August 29, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.

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The Heir to Hair…

July 20, 2022July 19, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.

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