That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.
The Heir to Hair…
Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.
Ever Been Annoyed?
Soggy hand towels by the dozens are piled like wannabe Jenga sticks, eventually falling over on the floot.
Taxation or Taxidermy?
Prior to 1943, we Americans paid income taxes quarterly or annual.
Things to Consider…
For the chicken, it's involved but the pig is committed.
Nicknames in the Nick of Time…
America's loss of its' sense of humor in recent years and growing "PC-ness" has put a damper on the nickname business.
Of Booze, Beer and Burgers…
Most times, my sandwich comes to me, wrapped tighter than a swaddled baby in a piece of waxed paper.
A Roadside Rest, Maybe?
The average bed will contain up to 10 million dust mites.
Alfred E. and P.J.
"There was a big door that said "Thou shalt not.' We touched it and it fell off its' hinges."
My Truck Thinks I’m an Idiot…
Ford calls it "Cyber Orange".