I pitched onto the green and did my usual 3-putt and we retired to the "19th hole" in the clubhouse for lunch and refreshments.
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Some Great Pairings…
Hawkeye Pierce said on a "MASH" episode he's want one of these to read if he was stranded on a desert island since it contains all of the greatest books ever written./
Just by a Whisker …
"Pseudofoliculitisbarbae" is the scientific term for shaving inflammation and bumps
If at First Your Don’t Succeed…
I also thought I might have seen that version of the phrase in the old "Wacky Plak" cards from the late 50's and 60's.
It Can be Your Final Word…
Perhaps that why I told my family I wanted to be deep-frozen and driven into the ground with a pile-driver.
Spring Should be Named “Vern”
So, allow me to be the first to say to you, effective at 5:24pm EDT on Monday ,March 20th, "Happy vern!"
Truth to “Old Wive’s Tales”…
The moment the food or utensil hits the floor, the bacteria are there, no matter how much you brush it off on blow on it.
No Business Like “Snow Business”…
Those fluffy flakes fall at speeds between 1 and 3 miles per hour.
Same Word, Different Meanings…
Speaking of "buckle", as a kid, did you ever have a pair of those black, rubber boots with hose nifty "buckles" that would keep the gear on your feet?
“In” Famous Last Words…
So, I did a mental "coin flip" and I ended my classroom reading with, "Your niece, Johnny".
Johnny on the Spot 