Will my neighbors and I have to make appointments to perk a morning cup of coffee if another is charging the car?
Johnny-on-the-Spot
If at First Your Don’t Succeed…
I also thought I might have seen that version of the phrase in the old "Wacky Plak" cards from the late 50's and 60's.
Is the Bird the Final Word?
Some balled it "monkey blood."
Campaign Slogans Over the Years…
"Vote for Taft now. You can vote for Bryan anytime".
Things Going “Bump!” in the Night…
From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggidy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us.
Nice People Don’t Value Money?
You can't judge this world by what you hear and read in the news.
“Ear Worms” Jingling All the Way to the Bank…
We'd call that an "ear worm".
Spring Should be Named “Vern”
So, allow me to be the first to say to you, effective at 5:24pm EDT on Monday ,March 20th, "Happy vern!"
When the Hawk Hit the Window…
Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?
So Much Hot Air; So Few Balloons…
We're not vegetarians but we eat animals that are.
Johnny on the Spot 