One of the oldest and most-common malapropisms in modern English is "irregardless".
Food
Waiter, There’s More Than a Fly in My Soup
Snap! Crackle! Pop! EEK!
Of Human Beings and Lima Beans…
I don't think I've eaten a Lima bean since I got married.
How ’bout an RC Cola and a Moon Pie?
It got started on the 75th anniversary of the Moon Pie.
Despite What You Hear…
And that'
s why it's not normally the news that we read or hear about.
First…The Chicken or the Egg…
Chickens sort of get a bum rap when it comes to intelligence
Less is More…
Losing weight is easier if you keep busy.
Magi Ate Tatanka…
Seeing snow on mountain tops in July reminded me we weren't in Indiana...
The ” Dog Days” of Summer…
The Dog Days of Summer are as much about an American staple as the summer heat
A Taste for Violence…
Does food make us aggressive because we're pretty aggressive while preparing it.
Johnny on the Spot 