So, I did a mental "coin flip" and I ended my classroom reading with, "Your niece, Johnny".
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8 Legs and a Red Hourglass…
So, after we agreed it was a black widow spider, I sent it to spider heaven with a carefully directed blow from my 6 pound hammer.
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It’s the Little Things That Count…
As he left, he said, "Oh, by the way, we have a bit of a tick problem right now".
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The Pampered American Pooch…
That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.
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The Heir to Hair…
Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.
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Things to Consider…
For the chicken, it's involved but the pig is committed.
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A Roadside Rest, Maybe?
The average bed will contain up to 10 million dust mites.
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Alfred E. and P.J.
"There was a big door that said "Thou shalt not.' We touched it and it fell off its' hinges."
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My Truck Thinks I’m an Idiot…
Ford calls it "Cyber Orange".
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Too Much “Hollywood” in our Weather
But, "Winter Storm Landon" sorta missed the mark for me.
Johnny on the Spot 