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Strafed by a Winged Creature…

May 10, 2023May 8, 2023 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

Without performing a microscopic examination, I decided I had been hit by a bird.

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It Can be Your Final Word…

April 19, 2023April 10, 2023 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

Perhaps that why I told my family I wanted to be deep-frozen and driven into the ground with a pile-driver.

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When the Hawk Hit the Window…

February 22, 2023February 15, 2023 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?

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“In” Famous Last Words…

November 16, 2022December 4, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

So, I did a mental "coin flip" and I ended my classroom reading with, "Your niece, Johnny".

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8 Legs and a Red Hourglass…

October 26, 2022October 25, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

So, after we agreed it was a black widow spider, I sent it to spider heaven with a carefully directed blow from my 6 pound hammer.

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It’s the Little Things That Count…

September 28, 2022September 25, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

As he left, he said, "Oh, by the way, we have a bit of a tick problem right now".

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The Pampered American Pooch…

August 31, 2022August 29, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.

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The Heir to Hair…

July 20, 2022July 19, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.

Things to Consider…

April 20, 2022April 12, 2022 / thejohnfoster / 2 Comments

For the chicken, it's involved but the pig is committed.

A Roadside Rest, Maybe?

March 9, 2022March 13, 2022 / thejohnfoster / Leave a comment

The average bed will contain up to 10 million dust mites.

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