So, I did a mental "coin flip" and I ended my classroom reading with, "Your niece, Johnny".
So, after we agreed it was a black widow spider, I sent it to spider heaven with a carefully directed blow from my 6 pound hammer.
As he left, he said, "Oh, by the way, we have a bit of a tick problem right now".
That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.
Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.
For the chicken, it's involved but the pig is committed.
The average bed will contain up to 10 million dust mites.
"There was a big door that said "Thou shalt not.' We touched it and it fell off its' hinges."
Ford calls it "Cyber Orange".
But, "Winter Storm Landon" sorta missed the mark for me.