Hawkeye Pierce said on a "MASH" episode he's want one of these to read if he was stranded on a desert island since it contains all of the greatest books ever written./
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Building Your Vocabulary While Dining…..
There ought to be a restaurant at the border where Asia and Europe meet, "The Asia Minor Diner".
Time to Add to the Adages…
Is it possible that some adages are a bit outdated?
Foster Palooza Highlights…
I don't know if we drank more or laughed more.
Senior Moments…
But I also used to sing, "How much is that doggy in the window, the one with the 'bocklily' tail."
Strafed by a Winged Creature…
Without performing a microscopic examination, I decided I had been hit by a bird.
It Can be Your Final Word…
Perhaps that why I told my family I wanted to be deep-frozen and driven into the ground with a pile-driver.
When the Hawk Hit the Window…
Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?
“In” Famous Last Words…
So, I did a mental "coin flip" and I ended my classroom reading with, "Your niece, Johnny".
8 Legs and a Red Hourglass…
So, after we agreed it was a black widow spider, I sent it to spider heaven with a carefully directed blow from my 6 pound hammer.
