That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.
humor
The Heir to Hair…
Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.
Things to Consider…
For the chicken, it's involved but the pig is committed.
A Roadside Rest, Maybe?
The average bed will contain up to 10 million dust mites.
Alfred E. and P.J.
"There was a big door that said "Thou shalt not.' We touched it and it fell off its' hinges."
My Truck Thinks I’m an Idiot…
Ford calls it "Cyber Orange".
Too Much “Hollywood” in our Weather
But, "Winter Storm Landon" sorta missed the mark for me.
Feeding Birds, Not Mice…
Their tiny bodies (and even tinier stomachs) require them to eat 15 to 20 times a day
McMuffins and McPedals…
Regarding weight loss and better health, which is w worthy goal, losing weight is simple.
Comforting Cows and Coffee…
Plus, the price of popcorn is unknown.
Johnny on the Spot 