You can't judge this world by what you hear and read in the news.
john e. foster
“Ear Worms” Jingling All the Way to the Bank…
We'd call that an "ear worm".
Spring Should be Named “Vern”
So, allow me to be the first to say to you, effective at 5:24pm EDT on Monday ,March 20th, "Happy vern!"
When the Hawk Hit the Window…
Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?
So Much Hot Air; So Few Balloons…
We're not vegetarians but we eat animals that are.
“Spare” me Some Inflation…
That means a "tire repair" became a "tire replacement".
The “A-B-C’s” of Cruising…
Suffice it to say, lots or people don't care what they wear or who sees them in it at the pool.
Still Crazy after All These Years?
The original "fact checkers" used to be the actual media.
Same Word, Different Meanings…
Speaking of "buckle", as a kid, did you ever have a pair of those black, rubber boots with hose nifty "buckles" that would keep the gear on your feet?
Avoiding the Crowds…
Someone has calculated that one person counting to one billion would take 131.8 years to accomplish the task.