From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggidy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us.
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Johnny-on-the-Spot
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Nice People Don’t Value Money?
You can't judge this world by what you hear and read in the news.
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“Ear Worms” Jingling All the Way to the Bank…
We'd call that an "ear worm".
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Spring Should be Named “Vern”
So, allow me to be the first to say to you, effective at 5:24pm EDT on Monday ,March 20th, "Happy vern!"
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When the Hawk Hit the Window…
Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?
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Not “Care-In” to Change my Name
We've lost our sense of humor.
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So Much Hot Air; So Few Balloons…
We're not vegetarians but we eat animals that are.
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Truth to “Old Wive’s Tales”…
The moment the food or utensil hits the floor, the bacteria are there, no matter how much you brush it off on blow on it.
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“From “Scared Straight” to “Straight Scared”
Have you ever run out of toilet paper during a winter storm? So use something else.
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“Spare” me Some Inflation…
That means a "tire repair" became a "tire replacement".
Johnny on the Spot 