How did the CDC overlook this marketing ploy?
Johnny-on-the-Spot
Numbed by the Numbers…
But then again, that's what Washington usually wrangles over.
Ketchup, Zippers and Pop Tops…
There's nothing worse than a chip that flexes or a pretzel rod that bends.
Not Quite Pitching a Tent…
It's one of the few things I can do and not feel guilty about doing nothing.
Mad as Hell…
This is not an indictment on the effort of those "in the field".
Don’t Sit Too Close to the TV, Johnny…
"Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
TidBits in the News…
It somehow got past the tin-foil barrier they were wearing atop their head.
It’s Just Not That Easy…
I have a "cuss word" figure I factor in for any project before I start.
Guarding Sockalexis?
The who "Chief Wahoo" and "Indians" issue is shrouded in mystery and convenient double-talk.
Extremely Average…
That's COLD, even for Fargo, North Dakota1
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