We've lost our sense of humor.
Life
So Much Hot Air; So Few Balloons…
We're not vegetarians but we eat animals that are.
Truth to “Old Wive’s Tales”…
The moment the food or utensil hits the floor, the bacteria are there, no matter how much you brush it off on blow on it.
“From “Scared Straight” to “Straight Scared”
Have you ever run out of toilet paper during a winter storm? So use something else.
“Spare” me Some Inflation…
That means a "tire repair" became a "tire replacement".
The “A-B-C’s” of Cruising…
Suffice it to say, lots or people don't care what they wear or who sees them in it at the pool.
No Business Like “Snow Business”…
Those fluffy flakes fall at speeds between 1 and 3 miles per hour.
Waiter, There’s More Than a Fly in My Soup
Snap! Crackle! Pop! EEK!
In the “Nick” of Time…
Former player and manager for Cleveland, Mike Hargrove was known for taking a few "moments" to get ready to bat and he was dubbed "The Human Rain Delay".
Bad Trades or Red Rover?
I feel this "people-swapping" method of deciding things ought to be scrapped.
Johnny on the Spot 