Guess who became the head Janitor for that task?
Opinion
It’s Childs Play…
We both agreed the marching band competition was a better option.
Well, I Swear!
The average person's vocabulary contains .7% swear words.
Of Rubber Bands and Brown Water…
The paper was always rolled into a tight baton and secured by a triple-looped rubber band.
Swings of the Pendulum …
Remember how we used to rank songs on "American Bandstand?"
You Should Know Better…
And, on occasion I would unsheathe my trusty Swiss Army knife and use that blade to mark my initials in the bark.
Just the Tip of the Iceberg…
In the U.S., the best diner tippers are in New Hampshire and Ohio while California is the worst.
There’s a Lot to be Thankful For…
As long as I'm taking breaths and on the right side of the turf, I've got a chance.
Dear EPA,
Will my neighbors and I have to make appointments to perk a morning cup of coffee if another is charging the car?
When the Hawk Hit the Window…
Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?
Johnny on the Spot 