Remember how we used to rank songs on "American Bandstand?"
Opinion
You Should Know Better…
And, on occasion I would unsheathe my trusty Swiss Army knife and use that blade to mark my initials in the bark.
Just the Tip of the Iceberg…
In the U.S., the best diner tippers are in New Hampshire and Ohio while California is the worst.
There’s a Lot to be Thankful For…
As long as I'm taking breaths and on the right side of the turf, I've got a chance.
Dear EPA,
Will my neighbors and I have to make appointments to perk a morning cup of coffee if another is charging the car?
When the Hawk Hit the Window…
Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?
Not “Care-In” to Change my Name
We've lost our sense of humor.
“From “Scared Straight” to “Straight Scared”
Have you ever run out of toilet paper during a winter storm? So use something else.
Waiter, There’s More Than a Fly in My Soup
Snap! Crackle! Pop! EEK!
Bad Trades or Red Rover?
I feel this "people-swapping" method of deciding things ought to be scrapped.
Johnny on the Spot 