that explains E=mc squared
Author: thejohnfoster
From the Mouths of One-Time Babes…
On the back, he wrote, "To the last in the line of greats".
More Important Than July 4th?
You'd think a Pennsylvanian would have caught that spelling error!
Politically Correct Stupid…
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life."
The Squirrels Aren’t Waiting for a Bus…
So they're not into espionage or acting.
Something to Chew On…
Those pink slabs of cardboard-consistency gum were the absolute worst.
$4B Worth of Bird Feed…
If you're close enough, those wings sound like a bee buzzing.
Is Convenient Better?
It's no wonder or nation is politically divided.
Monkeying Around in D.C.
Now, there's probably a reason why Pastor Cleaver pulled the "woman" stunt.
Could it Possibly be Worse?
Listen, democracy, by its' very nature, in noisy, disorganized and raucous at times.
Johnny on the Spot 