Most times, my sandwich comes to me, wrapped tighter than a swaddled baby in a piece of waxed paper.
humor
A Roadside Rest, Maybe?
The average bed will contain up to 10 million dust mites.
Alfred E. and P.J.
"There was a big door that said "Thou shalt not.' We touched it and it fell off its' hinges."
My Truck Thinks I’m an Idiot…
Ford calls it "Cyber Orange".
Too Much “Hollywood” in our Weather
But, "Winter Storm Landon" sorta missed the mark for me.
Feeding Birds, Not Mice…
Their tiny bodies (and even tinier stomachs) require them to eat 15 to 20 times a day
McMuffins and McPedals…
Regarding weight loss and better health, which is w worthy goal, losing weight is simple.
Comforting Cows and Coffee…
Plus, the price of popcorn is unknown.
Just a Litter Bit Helps…
"Because I said so!"
“If-Then-What?”
If a football game has 4 quarters, why don't we call it a dollar?
Johnny on the Spot 