I don't know if we drank more or laughed more.
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Senior Moments…
But I also used to sing, "How much is that doggy in the window, the one with the 'bocklily' tail."
Strafed by a Winged Creature…
Without performing a microscopic examination, I decided I had been hit by a bird.
It Can be Your Final Word…
Perhaps that why I told my family I wanted to be deep-frozen and driven into the ground with a pile-driver.
When the Hawk Hit the Window…
Note" Remember when Opie killed a momma bird with his slingshot and had to care for the little ones?
“In” Famous Last Words…
So, I did a mental "coin flip" and I ended my classroom reading with, "Your niece, Johnny".
8 Legs and a Red Hourglass…
So, after we agreed it was a black widow spider, I sent it to spider heaven with a carefully directed blow from my 6 pound hammer.
It’s the Little Things That Count…
As he left, he said, "Oh, by the way, we have a bit of a tick problem right now".
The Pampered American Pooch…
That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.
The Heir to Hair…
Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.
Johnny on the Spot 