8 Legs and a Red Hourglass…

So, after we agreed it was a black widow spider, I sent it to spider heaven with a carefully directed blow from my 6 pound hammer.

It’s the Little Things That Count…

As he left, he said, "Oh, by the way, we have a bit of a tick problem right now".

The "Love Boat" exposed us to the French phrase, "bon voyage" which simply means "have a nice trip".

That I could deal with because I could emphasize with not wanting to plop by tender region in the snow.

Knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied! Oh say can you see my eves, if you can then my hair's too short.

Soggy hand towels by the dozens are piled like wannabe Jenga sticks, eventually falling over on the floot.

Prior to 1943, we Americans paid income taxes quarterly or annual.

For the chicken, it's involved but the pig is committed.

America's loss of its' sense of humor in recent years and growing "PC-ness" has put a damper on the nickname business.

Most times, my sandwich comes to me, wrapped tighter than a swaddled baby in a piece of waxed paper.