Neither was the 1979 classic by Frank Zappa with a question that centered on a burning topic.
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If It Was Up To Me…
When's the last time you stirred UP trouble?
What This Country Needs…
Modern-day politicians often "blow smoke" but it's directed at the other end of our bodies.
Veni, Vidi, Vici…
Along the way, Caesar found time to dally with Cleopatra.
“Cutting Edge” Relaxation…
As a client, you're expected to hold "cosmos" sticks to balance your energy, prior to having your karma "washed" with meat cleavers.
Masking my Emotions…
Masks have also been used for punishment by shaming.
The Attack of the Maple Trees…
We planted maples in our yard because we knew they were fast-growing and we were interested in having some shade as quickly as possible.
Hype The Hornet…
Yet in some Japanese mountain villages, these critters are considered a delicacy when they're deep-fried.
No Business Like “bus” Business…
It was like a scene from the 1971 movie, "The Last Picture Show".
Of Human Beings and Lima Beans…
I don't think I've eaten a Lima bean since I got married.
Johnny on the Spot 