And, is there anything nastier around the house than an old fly swatter?
Do You Have a Green Thumb?
Over the years, I've come to find that "Neck" was right.
Strafed by a Winged Creature…
Without performing a microscopic examination, I decided I had been hit by a bird.
Will my neighbors and I have to make appointments to perk a morning cup of coffee if another is charging the car?
If at First Your Don’t Succeed…
I also thought I might have seen that version of the phrase in the old "Wacky Plak" cards from the late 50's and 60's.
The Sum of All Fears…
I was fascinated by the bright colors but soundly disappointed when I bit into the blue egg, shell and all.
Is the Bird the Final Word?
Some balled it "monkey blood."
Things Going “Bump!” in the Night…
From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggidy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us.
Nice People Don’t Value Money?
You can't judge this world by what you hear and read in the news.
“Ear Worms” Jingling All the Way to the Bank…
We'd call that an "ear worm".