You can't scare me...I'm too dumb!
johnny on the spot
So Where’s the Gold Watch?
Ten tires as part of a severence package/
I’ve Never Kicked a Horse…Dead or Alive…
PETA says we should drop animal unfriendly phrases
Miscellaneous Mind-Wanderings…
My mind needs to be uncluttered.
Did I Just See Thanksgiving Fly By?
I think we need to savor Thanksgiving...
Cancer Saved My Life…
You might understand if I wonder, "What if?"
Natural Playthings…
It doesn't need to be plugged in our wound up to be a toy.
Is It “Wrestling” or “Wrasslin’?”
My memories of a pro wrestler and a bear.
Pat Answers on Pets…..
Isn't every day "Dog" and "Cat" Day?
The Tissue Issue and Apes Going Ape…
Careful! Mad monkeys are nothing to "sniff" at.
Johnny on the Spot 